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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

adam hodgson !

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

this is stupid .... yep

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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