How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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