Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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