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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Nuneaton..

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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