- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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