- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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