- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Your mom.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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