If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Derp

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

snooki

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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