- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A Serbian Film

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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