The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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