My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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