- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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