hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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