- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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