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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

I killed someone on minecraft.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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