What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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I <3 Hitler

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Reading books

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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2 Penises

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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