- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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