Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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i had sex.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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