Cancer

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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I grunt when I poop.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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