- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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