- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Dislike this.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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