My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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My dad

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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