- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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