Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why was young Ferdinand sad? He had a very rough day. In the morning he woke up. To find a man in his room, and then the man raped him. Then, Ferdinand found out that his whole family was killed by an angry rat. Then, he realized his grandma took away all his Christmas presents and ate them. Then, the angry rat showed up and brutally murdered Ferdinand and ate him. The rat then burped up Ferdinand and his family's bones, and on Ferdinand's bone there was something wrong, indicating that Ferdinand had cancer and would've died the next day anyway. The rat then got cancer from Ferdinand, and it died. That is why Ferdinand was sad.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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The american education system.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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