A baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Want to here a joke? Me to...

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Ask me if im a tree? No

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

This is sparta No this is patrick

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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