- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A woman comes at the doctor.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

No soap radio

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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