- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How would you rule?

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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