Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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