What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Iif your reading this ur gay

im gay

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

adam hodgson !

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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