- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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