How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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