Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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