- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

squash squash who squash my ass

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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