- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Penis.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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