roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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im gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What does water taste like? Water

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No!

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Justin

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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