- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

The game.

The Oakland Raiders

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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