A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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dead dibbs

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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8--------------------- penis

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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