Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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black people

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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