- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

woman's rights

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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