- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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