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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Black people.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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no pun intended

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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your social life.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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