- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Not a joke.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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