There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Vagina Boob

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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