Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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