A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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