How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Oh, go away

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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so...um, yeah

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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