- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hell are you doing?

what tall and looks like a jew?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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