- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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