The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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so...um, yeah

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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