Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

it's funny because it's funny

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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