Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Urban ghettos

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The game.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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