- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Gus's mom

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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