- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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